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Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby
Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles
by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022
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going barnacles

I was up at 1am going barnacles
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going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
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Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
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im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready
"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti
by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024
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Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.
"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014
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Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl
Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!
by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015
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