burrito sleeve 

a condom

You should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or STD's.

burrito sleeve by 1buzzz September 26, 2017

Burrito Supreme 

The burrito supreme occurs and is quite baffling when a female squeezes off a hot steamy shit on a males phallus, once the deed is done, the female will then proceed to obtain a 97% flour tortilla, once she has retrieved the tortilla, she will wrap it around the previously shitted on dick. Then, she will start to stoke your hard penis real nice and rough-like. once the male orgasm is initiated,she quickly takes the tortilla off of the penis and consumes it most delightfully.

Yes, I gave him a burrito supreme last night.

Burrito Supreme by Tyler Zack Auggie Zach December 30, 2009

Burrito Suave 

1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.

1. Soft Donkey
2. "No tony!! I will not have sex with you!!, only if u bring El burrito suave.=]"

Burrito Suave by El Burrito Suave December 17, 2008

burrito face 

One who piles on lots and lots of make up just to go to Chipotle to eat a burrito.

Geez girlfriend, you are such a burrito face. We're only going to Chipotle to eat a burrito, we're not going to prom!

burrito face by BurritoBeauty July 8, 2010

burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

burrito diaper by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Burrito up my ass 

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

Burrito up my ass by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021

Burrito Tooth 

A dead or gray front tooth that can detect the temperature of food or drink.

When Bo bit into his microwave burrito, his burrito tooth told him the middle was still frozen.

Burrito Tooth by Kiara Stephenopolous March 24, 2009