cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

eat one's broccoli

If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.

He's eaten his broccoli. He went to jail and is ready to start a new life. eat one's broccoli

by jesse87 May 30, 2013

broccoli spears

A women from El Paso who is the hotness, looks like Nicola Roberts, but is much hotter than that.

"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"

Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"

by morrissey-solo chatter June 29, 2009

Broccoli

One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.

Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006

Broccoli

Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."

Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.

by Philly and Jason August 29, 2005

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009