Brocedure

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.

Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito

by Braeden morris November 16, 2016

Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.

The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.

by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017

Broccolidarity

The solidarity of eating broccoli in support of your loved one under doctor's orders to do so.

In Broccolidarity, a woman in California under Dr's orders to eat broccoli, was joined from Maine by her best friend of fifty years.

by Kerry Cubas October 12, 2018

Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please

by Buttorange101 August 13, 2018

Bromeostasis

The state in which bros are in constant equilibrium through a healthy balance of positive and negative feedback loops.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did I hurt your feelings with the joke I made earlier?
Bro 2: yea bro you did
Bro 1: I am sorry, bro
Bro 2: yea bro its all good, I appreciate your concern for my wellbeing. You are really looking out for me.
Bro 1: you are my bro and I care about you, our bromeostasis is so important to me

by Wilfred Farrier February 13, 2019

broco lee

Bruce lees vegetarian brother

Hey did you see broco lees new movie. He killed a man for eating steak!

by y8pogo August 11, 2019