Bible Mack

Noun 1) The act of being tricked into attending some type of religious invite. Usually pertaining to being invited to church by some holy roller who pretends to be nice to you right before they spring "By the way would you like to go church with me?"

Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"

Kevin: Hey man how you are doing?

Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.

Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?

Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!

Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?

Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?

by Form-VII April 9, 2009

Bibleass

Someone who will reply to anything you say with a bible verse, strict words on how you shouldn't "be like the world", or a huge rant about how you are a terrible person. These people are always straight-edge, routine church goers and readers of the holy book. They also sound a lot like you're mother when they speak to you. Your usual bibleass also gives off a vibe that they have no idea what they are talking about.

Tim is such a Bibleass, he tells me I shouldn't drink or smoke cigarettes, and i'm 25 years old!

by Jerry McGrubbles Sr. December 2, 2009

BibleThumper

a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.

If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Bible-humping

The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it

Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper

by fgalkin November 13, 2004

Bible Thumper

An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."

1. Religous Fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting America.

by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005

Bible Snob

Someone who thinks they know everything about the Bible and religion. They often throw the Bible in your face every chance they get. They think they are the perfect example of a Christian, when in fact by judging others they are sinning also.

Girl - I can't date him because he doesn't read the bible.

By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!

by x0BL1T3R4T10Nx August 16, 2008

bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008