Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023

Brexit Part 2: America Edition

The results of this year's presidential election, or any similar events on that level of stupidity.

The results of this year's presidential election were a perfect example of Brexit Part 2: America Edition.

by O GEEEEZZZ November 23, 2016

Brexit

the best thing to ever happen to the english people (those who work)

Did you hear about Brexit?
Yea the EU can go ####### itself

by a normal ass human March 16, 2017

pull a brexit

to leave them
and ignore them

did you pull a brexit on me?

by captainsbich January 10, 2021

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023