Bottom Breakfast

When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.

I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!

by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010

Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

Hotel Breakfast

Hit song by Drain Gang member Bladee. One of his most popular songs.

Drain Gang!

I love the song ̀<< Hotel Breakfast >̀> by Bladee

by translate February 23, 2022

Queens Breakfast

Verb

Literally consuming ones asshole in Britannia during early hours of the day.

Jack: Ayy bruv what you got in ya chompas?
John: Just had me a Queens Breakfast I did, innit?

by SoiBoiSwaggy February 27, 2019

Slutty Breakfast

A MASSIVE meal consisting of eggs, a waffle, and a shitload of other stuff. Probably used as a cure for a really, REALLY bad hangover or as a source of energy and absorbancy for the "day drinking" that might occur later.

yo im about to get shitfaced and play some cornhole you up for a slutty breakfast?

yea good plan my hangover is killing me and I wanna get smashed as well. Lets go.

by Shots7 June 30, 2011

Ruby Breakfast

To pleasure a woman orally whilst they are menstruating; usually in the morning. the phrase is taken from the popular breakfast juice produced by Tropicana.

“Carl and Heather enjoyed a ruby breakfast before work”

by Sister_Vigilante September 13, 2010

Bermuda Breakfast

When you run out of lube just crack an egg on your dick and make scrambled eggs in that ass! Watch em get lost like they're in the Bermuda Triangle.

I told my girl I'd make her a Bermuda Breakfast in the morning and she was like "Hell yeah pimp I love eggs n dick!"

by wadwadwad October 12, 2014