breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by D-bomba March 21, 2010

L' Breighntaughn

A signature beverage of Case Western Reserve University. Also known as "Half, Half and Half". Made by mixing one part iced tea, one part lemonade, and one part champagne. It is named for the beverage connoisseur, L' Breighntaughn, a student known for investing his time in the progress of humanity.

Xiaochen: How are you so good at your job?

Babs: I drink L' Breighntaughn.

by CWRU November 14, 2011

I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

Zactly Breath

Breath that smells or tastes exactaly like ones asshole. No verification required by me on the taste & smell. I'll take your word on it. If you think it does, I believe you.

He has zactly breath. Whats that? His breath smells exactly like his asshole.

by flingwings April 4, 2006

breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

by penguinat4 September 10, 2009

bad breath ball

"bad breath balls" refers to the smelly, yellowish-white balls that form in the back of the mouth. they are typically smaller than a pea and have a color similar to that of sesame seeds. they are also extremely pungent and likely contribute to halitosis though they are generally harmless and create only a minor nuisance. bad breath balls are also coughed up from time to time--often to the surprise of those who are willing to give them a whiff. bad breath balls are more formally referred to as tonsilloliths or tonsil stones.

i coughed up a bad breath ball that was like the odorous equivalent of a black hole--it was pure, concentrated stink.

by ejcm June 25, 2007