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Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is such a good person and loves to hang with friends, he is super good at football and baseball also. He is super hot🥵, and likes to make people feel the best they can be. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves hanging out with her. He likes to make new friends and has a good sense of humor.
Person #1- who are you hanging with rn?

Person #2- Brandon

Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
by Bdog491 October 6, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~
by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the good kind of simp.
by SimpingFool March 24, 2020
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Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
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Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports
Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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