That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.
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Eight years ago Mary was half as old as Jane will be when Jane is one
year older than Tim will be at that time when Mary will be five times
as old as Tim will be two years from now. Ten years from now Tim will
be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim.
When Tim was 1 year old, Mary was 3 years older than Tim will be when
Jane is three times as old as Mary was 6 years before the time when
Jane was 1/2 as old as Tim will be when Mary will be 12 years older
than Mary was when Jane was 1/3 as old as Tim will be when Mary will
be 3 times as old as she was when Jane was born.
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year older than Tim will be at that time when Mary will be five times
as old as Tim will be two years from now. Ten years from now Tim will
be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim.
When Tim was 1 year old, Mary was 3 years older than Tim will be when
Jane is three times as old as Mary was 6 years before the time when
Jane was 1/2 as old as Tim will be when Mary will be 12 years older
than Mary was when Jane was 1/3 as old as Tim will be when Mary will
be 3 times as old as she was when Jane was born.
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the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.
The first time I showed Darth Vader's brains to my girlfriend she thought It was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.
by Paul Sanchez March 22, 2010
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"Uuhhhhhhh!! Braaaaaainnnsss!!!" - A zombie
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My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.
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To think so intensely, that sleep cannot be acheived. People who are unable to fall asleep because they are of superior intellect & can't turn off their minds. A blending of the words brainiac and insomniac.
by The Brilliant Blonde March 18, 2010
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