boyfriend
boyfriend by SentimentalBoy June 26, 2016
Boyfriend
There’s 3 types of boyfriends
1. A cheating assbag who always come crawling back to you because he cheated on the girl he cheated on you with and your a pushover who keeps getting back together with him
Or you have boyfriend number 2
2. Someone who’s always there when you need them and will always make you smile, listens to your problems, makes you feel loved, and cares for you.
Or boyfriend number 3
3. That guy who acts nice to you for a week then starts ignoring you and only cares abt his guy friends and never spends anytime with you which makes you feel like you not worth anyone’s time.
You choose which one fits ur Boy the most
1. A cheating assbag who always come crawling back to you because he cheated on the girl he cheated on you with and your a pushover who keeps getting back together with him
Or you have boyfriend number 2
2. Someone who’s always there when you need them and will always make you smile, listens to your problems, makes you feel loved, and cares for you.
Or boyfriend number 3
3. That guy who acts nice to you for a week then starts ignoring you and only cares abt his guy friends and never spends anytime with you which makes you feel like you not worth anyone’s time.
You choose which one fits ur Boy the most
Boyfriend by Yourtrashoutside January 10, 2021
Boyfriend
The guy that always hangs out with your crush. They do everything thing together: dance, hug, kiss. He's always the guy that makes you jealous. If you know a boyfriend, you will definitely covet over his girlfriend.
Me: I'm thinking of asking Barbra to the movie.
Bob: you know she has a boyfriend, right?
Me: don't worry, I took karate in first grade, I could take him.
Bob: if a girl has a boyfriend, you're out of luck.
Me: why do all cute girls have boyfriends?
Bob: sorry dude
Bob: you know she has a boyfriend, right?
Me: don't worry, I took karate in first grade, I could take him.
Bob: if a girl has a boyfriend, you're out of luck.
Me: why do all cute girls have boyfriends?
Bob: sorry dude
Boyfriend by Windows2redstone November 23, 2021
boyfriend
1)a teenage male in which a teenage female, or sometimes another teenage male, makes a tempoary contract for sex and money. Often distances the female (or sometimes male) in the process as their partner sees less of their friends and forgets about them.
2)an adult male who cares for you, thinks you are beautiful and may one day marry you.
3)a friend who is a guy.
2)an adult male who cares for you, thinks you are beautiful and may one day marry you.
3)a friend who is a guy.
1)"I'm fed up with all my mates abandoning me for their boyfriends!! I may just become a lesbian."
2)"My boyfriend proposed to me last night"
3)"I am seeing my boyfriends tomorrow night.... we are gonna get wasted!!"
2)"My boyfriend proposed to me last night"
3)"I am seeing my boyfriends tomorrow night.... we are gonna get wasted!!"
boyfriend by xox-marrythemole-xox December 9, 2008
boyfriend
a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.