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boyfriend
a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.