boxlock

1. To prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

1. I was going to kiss Tony tonight, but Mara was a total boxlock and kept pulling me away

2. So Lorne's planning on kissing Gina tonight - we've gotta boxlock this and ruin the moment!

by eskeemo February 28, 2008

move boxes

verb; slang; to smoke marijuana

"Yo, City. Look how glossy your eyes are. Did you just move boxes all day behind the Racquet Club with Kusinfocker?"

by R J September 7, 2006

boxer sauce

When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.

Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.

by velvetelvitron May 8, 2006

boxerjob

When a guy gets a blowjob (hopefully from a girl) with boxers on.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend. Her and I were watching television. I was wearing boxers. She looked at me with a very devilish grin, and reached inside my boxers. I felt myself get a little hard from her touch. She took my dick and balls out of my boxers. By this time, I was fully hard. She put her mouth around my fat cock and began to go up and down on me. I moaned a little bit. She began to hum, and it drove me up a wall. I moaned so much. I felt an orgasm growing inside me. My breath began to quicken. She was deepthroating me now. I moaned a little more. A few seconds later, I felt an explosion inside me. I thrust my cock into her mouth, and I felt the cum come out. She took my dick out of her mouth and gave me a little hand job to make sure I was done. I looked into her eyes and said, "That was the best boxerjob ever."

by Anonymous32508 May 24, 2008

Boxen

THE PLURAL OF OX IS OXEN SO THE PLURAL OF BOX IS BOXEN

Quick Sam lets hide behind those boxen so the guards to catch us

by Salan November 21, 2018

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Boxers

Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream

Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.

by callum69 May 29, 2009