bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.

MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.

by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009

bouldering

referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.

Yo - you bouldering today?

Ya - I be bouldering.

Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.

by BJE4 August 6, 2010

bodeing

a lot of arm flailing and blank looks

It was impossible to understand how pissed off she was until she started bodeing

by SpamapS January 15, 2010

borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

barbering

VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

bodeling

Shopping without a purpose. just for the fun of it. A serendipitous excursion to find the treasure that you weren't even looking for.

So what did you guys do today? We had lunch and went bodeling downtown. There was a new gift shop and I found a birthday present for my Mom.

by NolenVolens July 29, 2017