hop a broomstick

"hopping a broom stick" is much like a combination of getting married and eloping

Jack : Lets get married, but not a big wedding
Jill : How about we hop a broomstick and fly to an african jungle

by LoveMe1219151 September 29, 2009

Boomsicle

Hit an amazingly long drive on a golf course and drop the club like a hot mic

(Slam down a wining poker hand) "boomsicle!"

by Rayagram March 20, 2015

Philadelphia Broomstick

The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.

My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.

by TheHighwayWolf July 31, 2013

boom stick

a gun,usually one used for close range.

used in red-neck slang. more of a joke. 'I'm going to shoot you with my boom stick'

by mishaun July 27, 2006

broomsticking

To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.

The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.

I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.

by Rheo August 7, 2011

Boom stick

A shotgun, usually used when playing halo 2

MOTHER....Wait till i get my boom stick!

by Daniel December 19, 2004

broomstick bitch

A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.

Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!

BB: Yeah?

Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.

BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!

Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...

*SNAP*

Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!

Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.

Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.

Dude B: Okay!

by Matthew The Third January 16, 2008