Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

fobr boardies

kids who use the falloutboyrock.com messageboard. they pwn you're face off. they often use words such as: lawlz, o rly?, and p33n.

kid one: d00d i was on the fobr.com boards last night
kid two: srsly? i wish i was cool enough to do that. are you one of those fobr boardies?
kid one: hell yes. i'm just that awesome

by infalliblexxxlove November 3, 2006

across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

by hipster November 18, 2004

Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap

Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."

by GS261 April 3, 2009

Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

I'm leaving the board forever

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

by anonymous November 6, 2004

get on board

To agree with a course of action or opinion

"It's a new approach and we want everyone to get on board and make it happen."

by lips lisp January 5, 2016