bluetooth

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.

Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.

by Haydeng January 11, 2008

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bluetooth attack

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.

1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.

by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008

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bluestooth

The state of mind one is in when their bluetooth headset malfunctions.

My bluetooth cut out in the middle of my apology. Now I have the bluestooth.

by ballistic8 December 10, 2010

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Blunt Strip

A strip of tint on a windshield that blocks the view of people outside the car, so that the driver can smoke a blunt peacefully and without being seen. They range from a few inches wide to halfway down the windshield.

1) Is that nigga blazin in his '64? Hard to tell cause he's hid up under his blunt strip.

2) My truck's blunt strip musta saved my ass 40 or 50 times by now.

by MadScatter January 22, 2011

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