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Birthfag

1. The thing you say to wish someone a happy fucking birthday (noun)

2. Something you call someone on their birthday. (Adjective)
1. Happy birthfag,Jessica.
2. It's this birthfag's special day,suckas.
by Mcrbirthfag666 February 26, 2018
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male birth

When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .
“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
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birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.
You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon
by Monk286 May 28, 2009
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birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.
The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.
by angelique clark August 26, 2006
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Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.
Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!
by Fapplejax October 4, 2009
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Diamond Birthday

When your age and the year you were born are the same number
This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.
by Joe Cash October 17, 2010
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