baldingus

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

belingty

Ugly as fuck no one likes this asshole

That guy David is a belingty

by Thegirlya’llwanna_be09 April 12, 2019

bellingham

a shitty town in Massachusetts, where everyone owns a juul and lots of people smoke weed. the only good thing about this town is the Dairy Queen, and even that kinda sucks. the most famous guy here is the pedophile teacher who has over 60 felony charges for filming a 7th grader and getting caught. every one is poor, and those who aren't, are upper middle class.

Guy: what town are you from?
Girl: bellingham.
Guy: Nevermind!

by Indyasribslol August 11, 2019

Bending My Gravy

Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"

1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"

by Calthegaymer January 16, 2020

Liberty Belling

To swing your testicles over something or someone's face. Doing this wafts the ball stank back and forth. Best done on the facial region

Derek: "wtf are you doing to that poor dead skunk john?"

John: "i'm liberty belling the fuck out of it."

by Rohmbus Tromboner November 27, 2012

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014