big benis

A big but that has a penis on the side

That dude has a big benis

by Afhug May 7, 2018

Benis

Balls and penis combined in one word usually used when a female (or another one of the 63 genders) is getting fucked with the penis and balls inside of them at the same time.

Alex: yo you fuck her yet?
Jason: yeah, I shoved my benis in her vagina
Alex: holy shit you benised her!
Jason: yeah, I made her blue hair white as well

by gayster April 4, 2017

benis

Slang for penis; used as a humorous alternative to penis when around children , etc.

I saw Ryan with his benis in the dog.

by hEaThEr December 22, 2003

bennisexual

The ability to have no self respect (loose as fuk) when boozy and has a sexual fetish with emo fat women and wishes everyone to be viollently disgusted by there acts of interspices erotica.... often found in the dark corners of clubs... or the bullo!!

dood wtf did i do last nite..
bro you hit all kinds of bennisexual..
oh no did ppl see this..
yeah, like tha 3 uglyest fat emo chicks eva and u where makn with them..
shit where they that bad..
yeah dood i think hibernation and disinfectant is in order...

by B_Ret April 15, 2008

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

Beinir

1: A stupid person. Someone who can't do anything right.
2: Substitute for the words "moron" and "idiot".

Example 1:
Person 1: Look, John missed the train again.
Person 2: Yeah, what a "Beinir".

Example 2:
Person 1: Johnson lost his entire savings in the casino.
Person 2: What? He always messes up. He's a proper "Beinir".

by James Nosworthy September 26, 2007