Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

sneak beefin'

The same meaning as sneak dissing (insulting someone in secret)

Pimp -"I hate all of these sneak beefin' mother fuckers"

by UltimateXer August 16, 2016

biller beemstar

one tasty boye,

"I'm your host, bIller BeemsTar, leeeeets git roitn into die nuuuuuuuse."

by snoop weasel 420 October 23, 2017

knuckle beefing

To violently finger fuck a girl or to ultimately become knuckle deep in her vagina while furiously finger fucking.

Dude! I was knuckle beefing that girl from the party last night so hard.

by blowjobjack December 28, 2019

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

Beenie Weenie

when your penis resembles that of a small bean

"Peter has a tiny beenie weenie".

by Adam November 5, 2004