Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill

"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"

by ?? March 23, 2004

Beefer

A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014

beefed

similar to porked, the act of rough intercourse, but kosher.

Did you end up beefing that chick you picked up in shul? Yep, we beefed like rabbits.

by Billy Bob Jimmy Johnson May 10, 2008

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

beeeeeep!

Used when there is a word which someone thinks you're not old enough to hear, even though you are. Geez.

You're such a (beeeeeep!), I can't believe you.

by ZMia December 9, 2008

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 1, 2013