beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017