Full beam bandit

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.

John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...

by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016

Lazar beam

A big dumb idiot who will eradicate the sweaty bitches

Lazar beam fucked all the dumb streams last night with fresh

by Lazar beam June 29, 2019

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Civil Rights Beam

How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump

Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.

by Steve June 24, 2005

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009