The Best Superhero Ever
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.
Also Known As: The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight Detective, The World's Greatest Detective, The Bat-Man, And Bruce Wayne.
Random Thug: "Wh-Who Are You?!?!?!?!?"
Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
Batman: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
by The Goddamn Batman! February 12, 2010
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Could not look or feel more Batman.
You will feel just like Batman.
Made us feel like we were Gotham's caped crusader.
In this game, you'll feel like you are batman.
Could not look or feel more Batman.
You will feel just like Batman.
Made us feel like we were Gotham's caped crusader.
In this game, you'll feel like you are batman.
by tomatoops November 17, 2019
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When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.
Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.
by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011
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Get the Batman-IRC mug.Thailand girls' word for "sweet-talking man." Usually said with note of skepticism, even if not received that way.
Man: "Baby you are so beautiful, and I could gaze into your dark eyes all night. Come with me."
Girl: Oh, Batwan. You are Batwan.
Girl: Oh, Batwan. You are Batwan.
by Butterflyman May 2, 2010
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The 3 shift at a hotel.
Also called graveyard shift, or midnight shift.
Usually starts at 11pm and ends at 07am.
The 3 shift at a hotel.
Also called graveyard shift, or midnight shift.
Usually starts at 11pm and ends at 07am.
1: Are you working today?
2: Yeah, I got the Batman Shift.
1: I hate that I have to deal with all these drunk people when I work the Batman Shift.
2: Yeah, I got the Batman Shift.
1: I hate that I have to deal with all these drunk people when I work the Batman Shift.
by Sgt.Smotpoker July 9, 2011
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When all the world is full of lies and hate. When everyone stabs you multiple times, you get up. You keep fighting. This...this is the way of the Batman.
When all the world is full of lies and hate. When everyone stabs you multiple times, you get up. You keep fighting. This...this is the way of the Batman.
"Dude...I just..I can't. I've lost it..this is the end. I'm going to go outside and just fight the first mother fucker I see, until he's dead."
"You can't."
"..I don't know man. I just.."
"You have to endure. You have to be like Batman, you have to deliver Batman Justice. Prove them wrong. Show the liars and the back stabbers."
"You can't."
"..I don't know man. I just.."
"You have to endure. You have to be like Batman, you have to deliver Batman Justice. Prove them wrong. Show the liars and the back stabbers."
by The truest Batman May 24, 2012
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