169th Base

To have sexual intercourse with a monkey (any type of monkey) while having Cheese inserted into your arse.

Guy 1 : Hey, i got to 169th base last night.

Guy 2 : Remember the cheese?

Guy 3 : Hell yeah, i used Bree.

by IcyDeigh March 25, 2010

barefooter

n. One who frequently (if not always) walks around barefoot in public. He or she takes pride in this fact, and is not ashamed of having dirty feet. The person may, in fact, have been kicked out of stores, restaurants, and other public places due to his or her bare feet, and likes to flaunt it. There are some advantages to this lifestyle, however: according to some research, it keeps your feet healthier. Quite a few Facebook groups and websites have been dedicated to this lifestyle, indicating its popularity. Not recommended for certain urban areas!

Alex (to woman): Hey, are you a barefooter too?

Woman: Yes I am! Let's walk barefoot through Wal-Mart and see if they kick us out!

by loop zoop June 18, 2011

Ace on Base

When you know your "in" with a fine piece of ass.

-tyler and joe are at a party talking to two very attractive girls that quickly invite them back to their place. As they follow them into the house they look at each other, and they know

"we got an Ace on Base"

- After approaching a girl she quickly writes down her number on your forearm....Ace on Base

by Braveheart Brothers May 15, 2011

Based

Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want

the LV book bag looks gay on you
idc im based

by Young Silence May 6, 2009

Your Base

All of these are belong to CATS.

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us!! You are on the way to destruction.

by GastonRabbit June 10, 2004

Baseball Ass

the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.

Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.

by newyorknewyork15 March 8, 2011

we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.

Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

by darkbeard May 6, 2008