bastard-punch

Ten times better than the bitch-slap.

Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."

by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010

Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.

We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.

by nasamsl March 11, 2010

bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.

Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."

by Pwince July 15, 2010

basarica

Bussy in romanian, man's pussy.Pasarica barbatului.

Baiatul ala are o basarica zemoasa

by UberBussy April 9, 2022

big bastard

A larger than normal person

'Oi, ya big bastard, put down that pie'

by Rob Jay May 22, 2008

incoherent bastard

an asshole that mumbles a lot

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"

by slogathor March 31, 2009

Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.

I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!

by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009