Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn

Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle

by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018

Barnacle Boy

A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents

Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy

Victim - * Audibly cries *

Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?

Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH

Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *

Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *

by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.

How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?

by Barnacle file April 16, 2019

going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024