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Barbie and Ken

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.
Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?
by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010
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barbie

a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.

i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??
by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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Barbie

Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.
by Steph F May 1, 2006
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Caribou Barbie

Phrase used to describe Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin; refers to her avid love of hunting various animals, presumably including caribou. Popularized by a skit on the Saturday Night Live episode which Palin hosted.
"What's that they're calling her now?"

"Caribou Barbie?"

"Yeah, that's it."
by ArtificialBlur March 1, 2009
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Dirt Barbie

A complimentary term for woman who climbs, hikes, camps, derbies, etc. Girls/Women who don't mind some level of being messy, grungy, and otherwise buck the system. These women are sick to death of the idealized "barbie-fied" images of some false female ideal and want to revel in the glory of their adventurous spirit.
You wouldn't believe how hot that girl is - she's a real Dirt Barbie!
by Oleander Main August 8, 2010
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barbie

Nickname for a plastic whore. Also look for the word "plastic"
"Her boobs are fake, and shes anerexic... Shes a barbie!"
by Ziggurat 8 March 9, 2003
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Barbie Clot

go outside and find some examples man, damn!! they are everywhere! you might know some. barbie clot
by dontkno dontkno April 13, 2011
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