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Bow ties

The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.

Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.

As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.
That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:

If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.

Example:

"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith

"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition

Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.

-An American Fan
by SuperFanFictionalAccount1963 August 23, 2011
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Bow Demon

Nigga, I just clogged the toilet with my huge ass bow demon.
by lth17 November 10, 2016
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bow benders

Hey Jared you’re a bow benders, spear chucking, plate making , corn growing injun
by Trixy trash ass November 9, 2019
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Jan Bowe

A person who bad touch kids no no squares and is always horny
Oh man everyone watch out for Jan Bowe, he seems very hard today. Actually he's hard everyday
by Some Guy Al July 28, 2020
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Justin Bow

85 Human Marks Hunter. Known for amazing kiting skills and his ability to talk shit to other players. Mistaken for Justinblade a holy paladin who kills level 20's in Tarren Mill.
by Eric Wegner July 5, 2012
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bow it up

verb, usually used as a command:
1) pull yourself together. 2) stop flailing. 3) gettin ur shit together...metaphorically or literally.
Person 1: (drunkenly, falling all over the place, crying because person feels rejected by life...super emo)
Person 2: "BOW IT UP, RIGHT NOW!"

Person 1: "I haven't started on my thesis yet and I have a 20 page intro due in three days."
Person 2: "You better bow it up."
by Shivaughn Ferguson January 2, 2007
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throwing bows

To throw a punch past an opponents face (across) and then to strike them with a pop of the elbow on the way by.
John: I can't fight with a broken hand. What will I do?
Brian: Just start throwing bows up at dem hoes.
by BPri July 8, 2006
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