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That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.
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if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
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