Beer Sober

The state of being required to be sober but you still drink beer cause no one will notice. Hard alcohol is banned but less potent beer is allowed to increase functionality and decrease the chance of blackout. Usually imposed at fraternity functions where the rules state that sobriety is require but leadership relaxes those rules.

Bro 1: "Sucks we have to be sober tonight for that function."
Bro 2: "No way man, we just have to beer sober! Here drink this beer!"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah! Sweet!"

by Mant0176 April 11, 2015

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.

by Beer Captain March 9, 2019

Sea Beer

The drinking of a crappy lager while standing in the ocean, which has the benefit of: 1) adding a little salt to the brew which enhances flavor; 2) making a delightful contrast between the cold of the beer and the warmth of the ocean; and 3) creating excitement as you must be on your guard to protect your brew from crashing waves.

Crack open the case of Bud-Light - its time to go Sea Beering!

by Teiritzamna December 1, 2010

coming out beer

quote "first beer" you have at the legal age.

*You dont have to hide your drinking anymore*

Rob: Did you go out to the bar last night? It being your 21st birthday.
Chris: Yea I had my coming out beer with my dad.

by KingBrad4evr June 4, 2009

Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"

by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008

beerbells

What you use to strengthen your arms 12 ounces at a time

Samantha: Hey Joe! Looks like you've been working out. What's your secret?

Joe: I exercise daily using my Schlitz beerbells

by realmccoy420 October 8, 2010

hold my beer

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

by Lostinwarfare May 28, 2017