The Mark Bark

When an old man sneaks into a woman’s window, has sex with her and after finishing grabbing her dog to clean your penis.

My penis is so clean now because I did the mark bark.

by The overnighters June 29, 2022

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

by PeeBee February 23, 2004

Vaginal bark rash

A graze type rash caused as the result of administering a flying vagina to a stationary tree.

Anne "I have a sore fucken cunt".

Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash

by Fantastic five October 29, 2011

Pig Bark

The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.

"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"

"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"

"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"

"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"

by TZ April 14, 2009

butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!

my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Butt Bark

Butt Bark consists of the stubborn pieces of turd that cling to the anal hairs and often refuse to let go.

While the rocking maneuver and pinch technique are favored strategies for dealing with Butt Bark, if an additional wipe is warranted, it is best to wipe in a front-to-back fashion to generate the greatest degree of sheer force and to avoid contamination of the genital area.

by Lewis712 April 14, 2011

tan bark

the stupid way to say "wood chips"

alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"

anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"

by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016