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Cheesy Bandit

After sweating profusely and avoiding any sort of cleanliness, sag your balls in front of a partners face, and let them use your sack as a mask. They will be the Cheesy Bandit, and scare people away with your ball scent.
Here comes the Cheesy Bandit, cover your nose!
by Linkybaa October 6, 2012
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Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
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Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women
Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
by Hograt September 6, 2009
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Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.
Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"
by bomcara October 6, 2009
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rx bandits

RX BANDITS
Location: Southern California.
Label: Drive Thru Records
Music/Style: Strong political and social messages through intese lyrics. Has evolved from strong ska roots into completely indescribable style. Definately not an emo band.
The Rx Bandits are the most amazing live band I have ever seen.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Bootyhole bandit

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
by TheREALharryjones August 6, 2010
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Arse Bandit

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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