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BroBlocker

When a friend , sister, brother ..goes out of their way to try and hang out with a your brother .Stopping you from hangN with him yourself
Man did you just see that?? Angie , just totaly jump in between Linda and Matt just to hang out with him herself , what a Broblocker ..
by BroSnarr July 15, 2011
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Brobandoned

To be abandoned on a crucial night by your bros.
Tony felt brobandoned Friday night when his bro V-Diddy ditched him at a house party.

Tony was brobandoned on Saturday night when none of his friends could come out with him and the girl he wanted to get with and her friends.
by tundra_wolf August 17, 2011
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brobogganing

Brobogganing is a the use of a sled down or across plains of snow with your bro's. A traditional form of transport used by the Innu and Cree of northern Canada.
It snowed like crazy last night, what a swell day to go Brobogganing!
by Zeta_Pharaoh_ February 7, 2013
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Broblige

To accept a bro-related offer or task from a bro without hesitance.
Dude 1: Hey bro, can you pick up the drinks? I can give you some cash.

Dude 2: Sure, I'll be happy to broblige.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
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Brobesity

A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.
Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?

Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
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broback

1. noun. portmanteau of “bro” and “blowback”; when a decision unexpectedly creates explosive tension with one’s bros. Not to be confused with brobacking.

2. verb (often 'brobacking'). portmanetau of "bro" and "bareback"; when two bros end up having unprotected anal sex, probably just this one time.
1. “Dude, why is Jeremy so pissed at you right now?”
Well dude, I banged his sister; he always used to joke about it, so I assumed it would be fine. But after he found out I really did it, I’ve been experiencing a lot of broback.”
"Wait you fucked Jeremy?"
"WHAT? No dude, that's broback*ing*."

2. "Dude why is Jeremy acting so weird around you lately?"
"Look, it's complicated, and I don't really want to talk about it..."
"OMG were you brobacking Jeremy?????"
"No!! No!! I uh...I banged his sister! yeah, that's it..."
"Oh, so it's just broback. Whew."
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
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brobin hood

Bro who takes from his parents to buy his friends beer and shit.
"Mack totally bought all the rounds last night. And the Pot. And the gas. He's so generous."

"Nah, he's a Brobin Hood. His Dad's a hotshot lawyer. There's no way he could've covered all that working at Taco Bell."
by SaucyMcMuffin May 18, 2014
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