Attention Surplus Disorder

people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.

Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder

ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV

people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters

and many more...

by Pugsworth June 24, 2004

Attention whore

Someone who craves attention. Attention whores usually don't care if they get made fun of, because they think that they are getting more attention if people are insulting them. By the time most attention whores leave high school, they finally realize that nobody ever cared about them.

This retarded canadian kid in my school is an attention whore. Everyone in my school makes fun of how fucking stupid he is and how he'll end up cleaning shit out of outhouses, but he is happy because he's getting attention. By the time he starts cleaning the stale shit out of his first assigned outhouse, he'll finally realize that nobody ever gave a shit about him. Hopefully, he won't have kids, or mankind's gene pool may be further poisoned by attention whores and/or failures.

by I hate attention whores... October 19, 2009

attention whores

A person who will sell their soul for attention.

Attention Whores Sarah Palin

by kenttheroofer December 3, 2011

Attention Whore

Somebody who craves attention so much that they'll make themselves look like a sphincter just to get it

see him with that hat pulled over his face and barking like a dog... hes such an attention whore

by no-one111 February 7, 2009

i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

by Heystabb May 4, 2018

awktion

When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.

Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off

by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013

Attention whore

Someone(typically a girl) who only does something (or pretends to do something) to look cool and/or ft in

Attention whore-*doesn't even know what rum is*"I drink SO much"
*is a virgin with a slut reputation that she gave herself* "I've had so many one night stands this month!"
*can't even light a lighter*"I smoke SO MUCH IM HIGH LIKE ALL DAY #420"
Boy-"You're so fake! you're such an attention whore!"
Attention whore*suicide has never been a thought in her mind* "oMG dont say things like that to me i cut myself because of people like you!"

by BeautifulGmess November 22, 2015