Weave Attack

term used for when you see a female walking down the street or block with her obvious weave sitting on her head looking as if its going to attack her.

I'm walking down the street and I see that weave attack looking all wild and messy.

Damn girl! What's good with you with that weave attack?!

by Cake Boii May 3, 2010

McWhack-Attack

1.) The art of buying a Mcdouble at McDonalds, going to the bathroom, splitting the sandwhich, jizzing on a patty, and going up to someone whacking them in the face with both ends of the McDouble.

2.) When A male gets a casual Handjob in McDonalds from a random female.

Originated In State College, from the Classic S.S.F.

1.) "Oh my God, Leanne just got a McWhack-Attack from that guy in the panda suit!"

2.) "Every Friday, I got to McDonalds SMASHED at 3 in the Morning and get a McWhack-Attack from all the prostitutes.

by State College S.S.F. Members April 27, 2011

thot attack

Play on words for heart attack. A thot attack is when your heart physically hurts because of a thot. This can happen when a thot breaks your heart.

John: Hey man, you good? You look out of it.
Mark: Yea, I'll be okay, just suffering from a thot attack.
John: I told you Mary was a thot!
Mark: Shouldn't have let my guard down on these trifling hoes.

by justkillmenow December 19, 2017

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009

attached at the hip

Two people who are always around each other, whom you never see one without the other.

James and Kelsey are attached at the hip; you can never seem to find them alone.

by panzercannon01 October 1, 2010

Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Yet another meme that has spawned due to the Creepy-ass competition entry sent in by a girl called Laina. Justin Bieber set up a competition asking all fans to enter in their own entries of his song 'Boyfriend', with new lyrics and such. Laina played the role of an overly attached girlfriend, who sings creepy lyrics and doesn't blink once throughout the whole video. Although a parody, this inspired a meme with her face featured in it. It usually ''compliments'' a number of creepy things a Overly Attached Girlfriend would say.

Overly Attached Girlfriend. 'It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google says it only takes 12. Who is she?''

by Bolognese July 3, 2012