Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008

asswagon

A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.

That asswagon just cut me off!

by with_a_K July 27, 2011

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

Assanka

An award given to someone who fails at talking or describing something.

Gosh Mom, you just earned the assanka award.

by kmelly June 28, 2010

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

asswang

a person who has had their wang surgically removed from their pelvic area, and re-issued to their ass.

Pat: man that guy has an asswang
Phil: yeah he got it done last week

by Pat8969 September 28, 2005

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005