Agnostics

Atheists without balls. It's as simple as that. They believe that they're could be a higher power but are not convinced that it's necessarily God.

Dude, he's too much of a pussy to be an atheist, he's just one of those agnostics.

by Waif-like July 28, 2009

hardcore agnostic

A hardcore agnostic is someone who is certain that the knowability of god is unknowable. This goes by strong agnosticism, since agnosticism is mistakenly associated with irreligion, you can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist. So, a hardcore agnostic would be strictly agnostic, neither a theist or atheist.

He's a hardcore agnostic, his opinion on religion won't change either way.

by Kelmeer23 April 25, 2023

Agnosticism

Atheism without balls.

Guy 1: What do you mean your Athiest? YOU DON'T BELIVE IN GOD???

Guy 2: Umm...no...umm...I believe in Agnosticism.

Guy 1: Oh, okay. You're cool in my Book.

by Guy 720 November 3, 2009

agnostic

An atheist who is too pussy to admit it

Chance refers to himself as agnostic because he is afraid that if there is a God, he will be sent to hell.

by XxjohnnyxXxramonexX April 7, 2010

Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

agnostic

A person who is on the fence with their religious beliefs or in other words, "sitting on the cross". Undecided whether or not to jump off and help Jesus or fall backwards into oblivion.

Adam is agnostic and doesn't know whether or not he should date someone who is religious.

by MahNachos December 18, 2017