asswagon

The ideal system of delivery for transporting units of woke culture.

You can fit so much woke culture in this asswagon!

by !redalert! January 16, 2022

Assmaggot.

Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.

If"person" keeps going this way,they're gonna be as useful as an Assmaggot.

by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022

asslug

An asshole who leaves a slime trail.

I am still cleaning up after my asslug tenant weeks after he moved out of my rental house. Apparently the asslug did not clean, ever!

by Coopkeeper May 19, 2022

Asswagon

People who drive like assholes

“Nice turn signal asswagon”

by Antoniothornton3 September 30, 2022

Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

by Film Time December 20, 2023

Assvag

Someone so vile that natural selection gave them a second pooper in there vag therefore causing massive queefage

Man whatsher face was queefer Sutherland,

a total Assvag all day yesterday.

by Bigballs doodoohead January 30, 2024

Asslighter

A tease. Someone who will flaunt the booty but won’t give it up.

Becky is such an asslighter

by anonymous June 11, 2024