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excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.
"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
by Annie May 22, 2004
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boob and asses

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's
by nick August 19, 2003
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bad asses

The word Bad Asses ah yes one of my very favorite words. Bad Asses mean people who r kool like me of course.
by bad ass January 5, 2005
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assessment

1. The act of assessing something of someone;
2. Criterion's arch nemesis. He owns his own line of cereal and is in constant competition with Criterion. He likes to eat anything that will pass through his fairly hard, yet rubbery body.
Isarena: It's...Assessment! He's come to destroy Criterion's fame and fortune!
Mimi: Gosh!
by SockEater September 6, 2006
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getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.
The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.
by sux0r May 11, 2006
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citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.
"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"
by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005
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