A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
by janes labiela. April 15, 2009
Get the A box of assorted creams mug.When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.
by schnappoulop May 24, 2014
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A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
Get the assertain mug.Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.
by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009
Get the Assetricks and Knobelix mug.The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.
Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.
by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010
Get the Asstertaste mug.A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.
My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!
by anniep August 19, 2013
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