lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

arsefodder

noun: a complete and total loser at life.

taylor: hey man have you talked to ray lately?
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!

by the storm drains May 25, 2009

Arsehole

1. The hole you shit out of.
2. An annoying person that you would just love to smack.

Quit being an Arsehole!

by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004

Can't be arsed

A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.

Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006