lazy applesaucer

someone using their fork from dinner to eat applesauce because they're too lazy to get a spoon

man 1: hey want some applesauce?

man2: yeah sure

man1: need a spoon?

man2: nah im good, imma lazy applesaucer it.

by cregg go hard March 9, 2010

dick applesauce

Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert

Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!

Mary: I did to I used ur dick

Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl

by ur a penishumper police poop! April 26, 2014

applesauce

-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce

This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!

by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008

applesauce

Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.

Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.

by Dave Allison74 November 8, 2010

applesauce

The answer to life and everything else....

Hillary: Hey John what is the meaning of life?
John: Applesauce fool

by Jc03 February 6, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

Appeaser

-Blacks and Latinos voting Republican
- Latinos supporting Trump
- Neo nazis in Bogotá

Hector: you Leftist fuck, I voted Trump
John: you appeaser piece of insignificant shit.

by chokooooo888 February 28, 2019