Short for Anti-Fascist
by EmzyM June 8, 2020
Get the Antifer mug.ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.'
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Al Sharpton: Dey shot anotha black mayn out hurr. For nuthin. We gon burn this mutha down.
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
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Short for anti-fascist. Opposes fascism, Nazism, supremacism, and authoritarianism.
Real life antifas include the Allies, the Resistance movements, and the Righteous Among the Nations in World War II. Fictional antifas include the Rebel Alliance, the Inglourious Basterds, and Captain America.
Real life antifas include the Allies, the Resistance movements, and the Righteous Among the Nations in World War II. Fictional antifas include the Rebel Alliance, the Inglourious Basterds, and Captain America.
by TheAllies February 23, 2017
Get the Antifa mug.A disturbed man who walks into a schoolhouse, orders all boys to leave, and then starts killing the girls (aged 6-13). He forces the remaining girls to line up against the blackboard, where he ties their feet together. He then methodically executes all girls with a shot to the head.
See Amish school shooting, Colorado Middle School shooting, École Polytechnique massacre, and many others around the world.
An Anti-Feminist hates women and wants to kill them.
See Amish school shooting, Colorado Middle School shooting, École Polytechnique massacre, and many others around the world.
An Anti-Feminist hates women and wants to kill them.
Burn in hell antifeminist scum.
by The Happy Humanist March 30, 2010
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people who might oppose federalism are far right & left-wingers, far right wingers pushing state over nation, a far left-wingers pushing national over state. also anarchist who hate america.
people who might oppose federalism are far right & left-wingers, far right wingers pushing state over nation, a far left-wingers pushing national over state. also anarchist who hate america.
by sorry can't give you that February 23, 2008
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Michelle: Hey Paul, antifa sure act fascist. How come they claim they are agianst it?
Paul: People are stupid Michelle.
Paul: People are stupid Michelle.
by Eojot January 5, 2019
Get the AntiFa mug.Antifa (or Anti-Fascist) is a boogeyman created and promulgated by Alt-Right groups.
The idea is that there's a group of domestic terrorists running around attacking Trump supporters or something. You can only find stories about Antifa on Alt-Right blogs or fringe media outlets. Web searches are unable to turn up any web or social media pages for any sort of group identifying as Antifa.
I've looked. Seriously it's all bullshit. Look for yourself. You'll find pages talking about Antifa; but, they're all super right-wing. Nothing from anyone claiming to be part of the group. Shit even Anonymous has a facebook page. Antifa is pretty much a story that a bunch of dumb rednecks jack off to in a circle.
It's idiotic shit spread by idiotic people that has no basis in reality. On a separate but sort of related subject most of these dumb cunts haven't figured out how condoms work (If you're seething right now you probably had two kids before you turned 23. Also, seething means mad you ignorant fuck; I just saved you a google search; you're welcome.). As a result you're likely going to hear a lot more about Antifa in the years to come; we're outnumbered by the stupids and their numbers swell every day.
While entirely bullshit, Antifa does serve as a great metaphor for how as a civilization we're all fucked.
The idea is that there's a group of domestic terrorists running around attacking Trump supporters or something. You can only find stories about Antifa on Alt-Right blogs or fringe media outlets. Web searches are unable to turn up any web or social media pages for any sort of group identifying as Antifa.
I've looked. Seriously it's all bullshit. Look for yourself. You'll find pages talking about Antifa; but, they're all super right-wing. Nothing from anyone claiming to be part of the group. Shit even Anonymous has a facebook page. Antifa is pretty much a story that a bunch of dumb rednecks jack off to in a circle.
It's idiotic shit spread by idiotic people that has no basis in reality. On a separate but sort of related subject most of these dumb cunts haven't figured out how condoms work (If you're seething right now you probably had two kids before you turned 23. Also, seething means mad you ignorant fuck; I just saved you a google search; you're welcome.). As a result you're likely going to hear a lot more about Antifa in the years to come; we're outnumbered by the stupids and their numbers swell every day.
While entirely bullshit, Antifa does serve as a great metaphor for how as a civilization we're all fucked.
Climate change is an Antifa conspiracy.
by BigPapaHoneyBadger July 20, 2017
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