The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

One

The IQ score of the 45th U.S president.

Donald Trump has an IQ score of one.

by UltimateDoge August 23, 2021

that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

by Mary Mayhem October 09, 2008

no one

the guy that is mentioned in every meme ever made

no one:
People making memes: "No one:"

by SalmonellqDifferentAccount March 26, 2020

One

A classical number, Used to describe how many, For example, We could say "One cup" Or, 'One chair' Like that, OR! it could be a name of a song like "One KISS is all it takes"

One time I walked.

by Nevadas October 02, 2022

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

by yourlocalone April 10, 2022

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

by trip June 19, 2003