almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

by T, C February 24, 2019

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

almost heroes

Funniest movie ever made staring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry

Guy:hey lets watch Almost Heroes

by elpoop January 17, 2006

Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014

Almost Famous

What talk show hosts or certain celebrities are called that have no reason being famous.

On TRL, Eminem made a comment about Carson Daily being almost Famous.

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

almost black

When your on the edge of being a true nigga

Im clost to being a true negro or almost black

by leclec April 21, 2014

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.

Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy

by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018