Almoon

A very sassy gurl who loves some good verbal teaaa and will always get her grubby littles hands on some and will not hesitate to stalk her crush and will absolutely kill anyone who gets in her way

ooh whos thattt-random girl
oh thats almoon the hottest person in this world- her crushh

by urlocalbaddiieieeee April 5, 2022

Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

by Oriental November 1, 2011

Y'allmost

contraction form of "you all almost"
y'all
y'allmost

Y'allmost died jaywalking!

by themanwhomadeyallmost October 9, 2018

Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

los alamos police department

Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!

officer blue heres to you... fuck los alamos police department

by Crime Dawg March 30, 2009