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Alcohol Points

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points
8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points
by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011
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Alcohol

it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on
Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
by I'm a Kenneth February 1, 2010
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Alco-Terrorist

Un-reformed Alcoholic that refuses to seek help and makes everyone's life miserable. An Alco-Terrorist has no conscience about who they hurt and does everything to act out and make everything they are associated with bad. Alco-Terrorists are masters of manipulation and experts at playing the victim to decieve individuals into feeling sorry for them. Once achieved, the Alco-Terrorist plays individuals off of each other and makes a general mess of any relationship(s) they are involved in.
My ex-wife is and Alco-Terrorist and is lying to my teenage daughter to regain her trust and make herself important in her life again. My daughter doesn't understand the manipulation games and is being deceived by this Alco-Terrorist
by Tired Ass Father December 9, 2008
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alco-ego

An alter ego that only surfaces when you are drunk.
Alex: Wow James sure was acting weird last night.

Henry: Yeah I know that was his alco-ego.
by Hirork January 26, 2010
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Alcona

A small town in Ontario about 20 min to a half hour away from Barrie, If you move to this town you are signing your soul over to the devil. A giant wall should be constructed around the town so all the idiots dont get out and fuck everything else up
ohh he went to Alcona, guess we will never see him again, poor guy, i bet those savages ripped him to pieces.
by jamesway101 December 20, 2010
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alcohol

The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction
I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.
by Alcohizzol December 6, 2003
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alcohol

Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:

1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.

2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.

3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.

See the difference?
did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.
by hairbear May 3, 2004
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