albanie

Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.

I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!

by loler_1982 December 13, 2017

albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

Albino Monkey

A new, hurtful racial slur towards white people, which isn't because they are hairy like monkeys, but because they look like albino monkeys.

White Racist to Black Guy: "N****r".

Black Guy: *laughs* "At least I'm not an albino monkey"

by JohnDoe123abc March 20, 2013

albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".

Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.

by malice33 February 28, 2016

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

albino chupacabra

the cousin of the every day seen chupacabra. a beast known for its raging nipples that can grow to at least 2 feet. the nipples are used as both of a lure and a self defense mechanism. when hungry or erect it will use its nipples to lure in little creatures like bunny's and squirrels, which he/she will attack or fuck to the death.

his gigantic nipple are also a form of self defense. if under attack the albino chupacabra would start swinging his nipple.
(by our studies, it is said that getting hit by a albinos chupacabra is equivalent to getting hit by 2 buses. amazing.)
in addition to swinging his/her nipples wildly. he/she will lactate. causing blindness.

a albino chupacabra is described as a chupacabra with pale white skin, giant nipples, and either a gaping but hole for male or a gagina for the female.

"ohhh god i almost died last night"

"what happened"

"i was attacked by a albino chupacabra"

by dairon December 18, 2008

albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc

'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'

by -Legion- October 29, 2005